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The reversed half H was an epigraphic letter used in Latin inscriptions from Roman Gaul. In French epigraphy works, it is called H dimidiée, \"halved H\".

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Hood Green is a village in the Metropolitan Borough of Barnsley, South Yorkshire, England. It is near the villages of Dodworth and Silkstone and is within the Penistone and Stocksbridge parliamentary constituency.

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The \"Word of Wisdom\" is the common name of an 1833 section of the Doctrine and Covenants, a book considered by many churches within the Latter Day Saint movement to be a sacred text. The section defines beliefs regarding certain drugs, nutritious ingredients in general, and the counsel to eat meat sparingly; it also offers promises to those who follow the guidance of the Word of Wisdom.

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