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{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}
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Major General Sir Edward Northey was a senior British Army officer of the First World War who commanded a brigade on the Western Front until wounded in 1915. Returning to service in 1916, Northey took command of a colonial force in Nyasaland in the East African campaign, later becoming Governor of Kenya. He later served as a general of Territorial forces and retired in 1926.
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