{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}
{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
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